ass pirate

somebody who steals ones ass virginity without concent or free will

shane is a very skilled ass pirate

by shit bag April 9, 2006

ass beaver

A very hair ass. A ass that is so hairy it looks like a beaver. Loved by some gay men, but others prefer a nice bald tavern for thier fancies.

Sometimes used as an insult to someone who is hairy of just a twat in general...

"Duuuuuude! I fancy sticking my cock in ure sweaty ass beaver tonight!!"

"Lee! U big, sweaty, farting ass beaver!"

by DiamondSerpant March 20, 2007

Gum ass

When an acquaintance sits on a piece of chewed gum that you placed on his or her seat. This results in the ruining of whatever pants they were wearing and also results in people laughing hysterically.

Joe got the gum ass when he sat on his seat.

by Trident of Treason December 5, 2017

trench ass

basically swamp ass, but with a massive wedgie

i got poo stains on my underwear because of a massive case of trench ass

by rob May 13, 2005

Ass Face

Refers to a person whose cheeks are so bloated and round that it makes their face look like a nice juicy ass. They often times will have shit or cum in their mouths. YUMMY!

Yo Ass Face! Close your mouth it smells like shit, Shit Breath!

by Pimp Master K Strikes Again April 4, 2003

ass licker

ass licker is a person or thing that licks any kind of ass hawt ugly hairy black u name it, when a person or thing is licking asses they also tend to to go inside the asshole n lick it right through

friend says to jay jay" i have some chocolate left over from the toilet want some"
jay jay says"yerr y not i guess its better den my mums digag"

in this case jay jay is the ass licker :)

by saharrx November 1, 2009

Ass Bagger

A grown man who smacks another grown man on the ass for the purpose of "motivation" or "congratulations". This man is most likely trapped in the closet.

I made a huge sale and my closet case boss totally gave me an ass bagger.

by Grantly July 25, 2006