mudpick

A pick in the mud

A pick in the mud is called a mudpick

by Mudpick August 15, 2023

Mudskipper

A female who isn't ferda enough to be a adressed as a bird.

Check out that bird,

Nevermind fellas shes a mudskipper

by Ferdabuddy27 August 16, 2023

Mudernity

The ironic loss and of all culture in the face of mob trends, modernity, globalism, and multiculturalism.

The scammer tried to pull the culture card to get sympathy, but no one fell for it as they knew he was also just a part of mudernity like everyone else.

by Quif Chang Caine August 21, 2023

Mudcuck

I guy who likes to watch his girl with a black guy

Im looking for a mudcuck

by Cuckaroo September 1, 2023

Muddy Sword

When you fuck a chick in the ass and you pull it out and it got shit on it.

“After fucking my wife's ass I pulled out and realized I had been given a Muddy Sword”

by pDawg aye July 30, 2024

muddy teapot

When you defecate into a teapot while tea or coffee is brewing, with the express purpose of tricking someone into learning what your poop tastes like. Often accompanied by a nursery rhyme of the same name.

Woman A: I’m a muddy teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, “I’m full of shit, kids!”

Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?

Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.

Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.

Woman A: *grins*

by CountOlaf69 August 16, 2024

Mudputty

Noun. When someone doesn't wipe their ass well after taking a shit or at all, then proceed to go about their daily business. In conclusion, it is usually resulting in the interior portions of the ass cheeks glommimg many remnants of fecal matter.

Tell me why in Harold, Chuck, and Demon are the only people on the crapper in Friday the 13th movies who finish their business and don't wipe. I bet you they have enormous amounts of mudputty!

by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024