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Dylan John Greenwood

A popular fella from Australia. He is a gamer and is homosexual.
"You look just like Dylan John Greenwood"
by Peppermint_420 July 27, 2024
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John Leslie

by runningman124 October 14, 2011
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John Owen

An absoluste god. Often confused with Devin Gasaway even tho they're eachothers number 1 fan. John Owen is also considered to be the hottest man alive. He created all there is. He is all there is. He is is.
John Owen: Wow I feel like being John Owen today.
by SkinnyNat March 8, 2021
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John In Tennessee

When that shit is fuckin trash and you should get off the air ways.
Bobby: Did you hear that garbage on the radio
Brandon: Yea, that was John In Tennessee worthy.
by anonymous November 16, 2021
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Perfect John

weird Asian man, enjoys endgame and iron man dying. He really enjoys "My Little Pony" Though like omg he has like the whole set of ponies.
Look at that perfect John he can do anything right.
by Nightmares Are Real May 3, 2019
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Zayne John

To kanga sit on a toilet and spray paint the bowl.
Fred just "Zayne John" the flipping toilet again, there's shit everywhere.
by CaptainWannaB October 6, 2023
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john funk

a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.
“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”

*farts*

*burns nose hairs off*

“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”

*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
by jim bithell March 10, 2025
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