gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016

FB Eyes

The eyes you make when getting your picture taken and your friend says “show me your fuck me eyes”, but you had been drinking a lot and misheard so you thought they said “show me your Facebook eyes”.

Friend: Show me your “Fuck me eyes”
Person in picture: “He said show me your FB eyes…”

by Beexman May 7, 2022

ey

A literal nobody-

“She is a literal ey.”

by Miracu-K-on-Blink June 28, 2021

Bug Eyes

People who seem to look like they have big eyes or eyelids that seem to reveal more of the eyes. Eyes similar to Gollums in Lord of the Rings.

Dude, that chick has bug eyes!

Dude 2, yeah her eyes are pretty big.

by Murasakiboy May 5, 2025

Whispering Eye

A passageway leading into the female reproductive system; vagina

I've had my eye on her whispering eye for a while.

by Candy Land Man March 24, 2009

Mortgage eyes

A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.

Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye

by Unclegripper December 27, 2022

flying the red eye

Doing your girl in the ass. As soon as you cum you pull out, pull her head around and wipe your meat across her eyes. As she tries to blink the soon to be pink eye away you say "thanks for flying (your name here) express, and launch her off the balcony.

defined: did you hear about the girl that jumped at my building last night? she was flying the red eye.

by biffduncan October 25, 2019