My penis

My gf has this for some reason… I don’t.

My penis is 3 inches long.

by SleepyPensilz January 16, 2025

Penis

A piece of junk that is usually found under your underwear. If you are not able to find it, you are most likely the reverse sex or you are an alien.

"Something girls like to suck" "Look at the size of his penis!"

by bobomeister October 25, 2019

ejected penis

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped

Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy

by hacker694200 July 18, 2024

Penis

Mine is big

I have a monster penis

by UltimateDoge April 25, 2021

Penis

The reproductive organ of a male.

John: Wow! Look at him! He has a giant Penis

by kcarrot August 22, 2023

penis

A part of the body used to educate those less informed of the base levels of pleasure available to their bodies that they are, in fact, not lesbian. Tends to shrink in the presence of men or bad weather. Excessive use may cause severe side effects, including but not limited to: pleasure, orgasms, syphilis, pink socks, and the uncontrollable urge to Himalayan pile driver someone

I showed a lesbian girl how a penis is really used the other night, now she has a boyfriend.
Also, don't forget to wear a condom

by Hunley2334 April 16, 2019

Penis

A penis is a man’s cock or private part it will get you pregnant if you have sex with it it can be small or big but if you have a small one your are a bitch

-avery🤍😁🫶💪

A penis is a big dick

by Ducking May 31, 2022