Swear on the dog's life

A phrase used to easily coerce a confession from a guilty child.

"Timmy, did you break the vase?"
"No."
"Do you swear on the dog's life?"
"I broke the vase."

by GoYouOneMore November 29, 2012

Raw Dog on the Hog

"Raw Dog on the Hog" is the act of going condomless on a fatty.

Jeff and I both left empty handed, but David was over there in the Jurassic Park arcade booth going "Raw Dog on the Hog" with that girl he met in the Del Taco parking lot 7 minutes ago.

by bEnharmony July 24, 2012

Artic Sled Dog

an artic sled dog occurs during sex when the male partner sticks an ice cube in the females anus and then smacks her on the ass hard enough to crush the ice cube before it melts while yelling mush at the top of his lungs

artic sled dog

by D-Rok1982 March 25, 2012

Switzerland dog Pound

When a man from Switzerland has vicious anal with a dog

Ryan did a Switzerland dog pound last night

by Swazey1450 February 27, 2023

Ohio-Kufar-Dog

From modern Koudeilandic myths and children's games and internet culture. Ohio-Kufar-Dogs are average atheists during the day, but at night, they turn into vicious (often rabid) dogs, much like werewolves, and chase people through woods and/or quiet suburban streets at night. When the Ohio-Kufar-Dog comes near you, you will hear the song Swag Like Ohio by Lil B playing in the distance with bass turned up very high and it will become louder as the close in on you. The only ways to escape Ohio-Kufar-Dogs is to crush up leaves from a Wax Myrtle plant (Myrica Cerifera)and rub them on your skin. Muslims also claim saying "A'udhu billahi min ash-shaytan ir-rajeem," also makes them vanish if you have no Wax Myrtle leaves.

The Ohio-Kufar-Dog pack charged through the pines and Antarctic moss, closing in. My hear nearly beat out my chest as I heard bells and a man saying "It's ya boy little B," and I barely made it to the creek full of myrtle groves when I heard "Swag like Ohio, f__king all these b--ches," but luckily, I'm alright because introduced Wax Myrtle spread all over coastal Koudeiland.

by Luv Grand Kalligeezal Island March 26, 2023

I love dogs

What you say to random strangers you meet on the street when you want to meet and greet their dog.

"I love dogs" I told them because I honestly and truly love dogs from the bottom of my heart. Dogs are man's best friend.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

dog don’t hunt

Verb meaning whatever you’re discussing isn’t going to work, you lack proper equipment, what was proposed is unacceptable or lacking significantly. My son asked me to check his room to see if it was clean. I glanced around his bedroom and exclaimed, “Timmy, that dog don’t hunt.”

I glanced down at my engagement ring and looked at my new fiancé in disgust and said “Billy, that dog don’t hunt”

by Mctastic1113 March 16, 2021