by Bryson’s boyfriend February 16, 2024
Get the Bryson Deese Nutsmug. This involves a male or female to reach into a males pants, and graving his nuts/balls/family jewels pulled out of a male’s pants. To where the person who intends to do this action upon this male can see male body part/nuts/balls/family jewels. Then starts to add pressure to the nuts/balls/family jewels In a squeezing motion, for 1 minute during this period of time the male would be on the ground in pain bagging you to stop.
I was camping with my friends and classmates as my friends went into my room and taped me to the ground and taped my moth up then started to giggle as I woke up me: “what are you guys doing” but only they could hear as one of my friends started to do a Nut squash
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
Get the Nut squashmug. Noun
1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.
1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
Get the Gorilla Nutmug. Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.
Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.
Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
by Greater60 March 24, 2023
Get the Finch’s nutsmug. Every time you bust a nut, it is for one or two reasons. Most people say that it is because it feels good or for the post-but clarity, but the nut-paradox adds depth to the psychology behind masturbation. The nut paradox states that, any given individual who busts a nut does it to feel good, but there may be lingering effects of melancholy that rise up within you. A masturbatory paradox, you came here for a good time, but then after you realize and think “damn, I am alone.” You then question why you are single, look at your life’s choices, and find a multitude of answers within seconds. But you’re still sad after that nut. The paradox comes that you derive pleasure, but emotional loneliness as you realize you can’t marry your right hand (but you can put a ring on it). In conclusion, are are all horny and sad
Person 1: I just experienced the best and worst nut of my life:
Person 2: That doesn’t make sense?
Person 1: Well, it was a fire nut, but then I was depressed and realized that I was alone. Then I listened to Gut’s theme on loop in the hot shower.
Person 2: Damn….
The nut-paradox is the feeling of regret and loneliness after a fat nut.
Person 2: That doesn’t make sense?
Person 1: Well, it was a fire nut, but then I was depressed and realized that I was alone. Then I listened to Gut’s theme on loop in the hot shower.
Person 2: Damn….
The nut-paradox is the feeling of regret and loneliness after a fat nut.
by averagebeanenjoyer February 10, 2022
Get the The Nut-Paradoxmug. Squirrels are known to enjoy monkey nuts, which are basically peanuts in their shells. The shells provide a bit of a challenge for the squirrels to crack open and get to the tasty peanut inside. It's like a fun snack and a puzzle for them at the same time!
by ανόητη ώρα July 28, 2024
Get the monkey nutsmug. by Dirt Road Hustler October 15, 2018
Get the Skint out Buzzard nutsmug.