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simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).
“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”
by DJ Dash September 12, 2021
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sub from the blue

A sub from the blue is when someone automatically likes and subscribes to your channel on Youtube.
Example 1: I thought game development wouldn't be that popular, but I got quite a few subs from the blue.
Example 2: You got a sub from the blue? Wait until you start adding more to your channel. Then the subs will start coming in like flies. It'll be more like subs from the swarm.
by arvinthsiva May 8, 2022
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Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift
" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"
by anonymous October 9, 2025
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blue raindrop

A blue raindrop is when you take a seat on a toilet in a public restroom and accidentally sit on one of your testicles.
I went to take a dump and sat on my testicle now I got a blue raindrop
by JonesyBuds May 8, 2022
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Blue Anon

Feeling Sad and wanting no one to know
Blue Anon is a stoic kind of life
by Blue Anon March 7, 2021
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Red & Blue & Green

Ah yes. An Arcaea level! It's an April fools update. When you spam click the heart button (On April Fools) you can get Red & Blue & Green. The same with Ignotus Afterburn.
Rachel: Hey did you get Pure Memory on Red & Blue & Green?
Max: Yeah I bet Harold got Track lost. It took me sooooo long to get Pure Memory I had to turn my IPad around lol.
Rachel: I got Full Recall! I am proud of myself.
Max: Good Job Rachel!!
Rachel: Thanks!
by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021
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blue waffle syrup

After roughly pounding a female with a blue waffle, cream all over her pussy and lick i up.
"Brad wrecked my blue waffle last night then surprised me with some blue waffle syrup."
by Ash is Daddy May 23, 2016
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