Ibising yourself

To totally ruin oneself by using false logic and diversion when owned.

lol at Ibising yourself away from the point.

by ubafool August 26, 2008

filibuster yourself

A form of masturbation where you never actually cum, and only end up humiliating yourself.

Boy Senator, you really know how to filibuster yourself in the worst way possible.

by Freebie December 9, 2012

congratulate yourself

Self Masterbation.

You can't congratulate yourself too much or you could say, I saw that guy congratulating himself last night in the bushes.

by Monkey Time September 2, 2017

cunting yourself

Is the act of shoving your own fingers up your anal cavity

“Gee I had a good last night”
“Were you cunting yourself?”
“Of course”

by Berneyyyyyyyyyy May 19, 2018

KYS yourself

Killing yourself with no extra objects or reasons. Just you and your bare hands.

Man you should really just KYS yourself!
Dont jump from there or shoot yourself! KYS yourself!

by ExistingIsPainWithYouXO September 6, 2018

cunt yourself

/kʌnt jɔ ˈsɛlf,jʊəˈsɛlf,jəˈsɛlf/

Verb-

The act of tearing your dick in half, becoming a female then having a phallus penetrate the torn Urethra.

Hey Nathen, go cunt yourself faggot.

by MostBroken April 12, 2019

Shit Yourself Day

Fuck yes, it’s November 4th SHIT YOURSELF DAY

You deserve a break, don’t go to that silly toilet

SHIT YOURSELF!

Betty: I really need to shit...

David: It’s Shit Yourself Day

by JoeMama GOTEMMMMM October 17, 2019