butt wizard

one who engages in sex for money; a whore.
Wow, that girl sure gets around! And I saw one of those guys slipping her a five dollar bill. She must be a total butt wizard.
by bellablue April 21, 2008
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Wizard High

When you get so high you start seeing boats in the smoke, just like Gandalf
Bro I got fucking wizard high last night
by Ty Lopez May 21, 2022
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Jizz wizard

A universal word for someone being an asshole or acting like a dick.
why are you pissing on my shoe?! Stop being a jizz wizard
by Britannia Gingero and co. October 24, 2010
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The Music Wizard

A website created in desperation by one who wishes to leave his utterly meaningless footprint on the music industry. Those who obsess and/or promote such sites suffer from similar symptoms to that of "Transmissionism" and should seek similar treatments.
Henry thinks that people care about his website,The Music Wizard, when in actuality it ranks just below aids infected babies in south africa in importance of day to day life...
by Ilyavich Yufitskiy November 12, 2010
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horse wizards

mythical equestrian creatures who can fly, have magical abilities and will kill you if you dont change the channel. Often seen when you are drunk
"Damn horse wizards!"
by not racist April 22, 2003
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wizard

When you drink your height in beer cans.
kid: Yo bro what did you do this weekend?
Wizard: I became a wizard
by Awreck January 28, 2011
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shit wizard

A lying hipster; a bullshitting hipster who is talking out of his ass to gain hipster status points.
What the fuck is up with Justin, he just keeps babbling that Arcade Fire are totally mainstream and so last year, like he discovered them a billion years before us... what shit wizard.
by SNJustin October 11, 2010
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