Wizard sleeve

Nerd vagina

A Harry Potter enthused sex addict, role playing naked with his wizard wand trying to find the magical wizard sleeve.

by Atr987 May 6, 2018

Wizard High

When you get so high you start seeing boats in the smoke, just like Gandalf

Bro I got fucking wizard high last night

by Ty Lopez May 20, 2022

Jizz wizard

A universal word for someone being an asshole or acting like a dick.

why are you pissing on my shoe?! Stop being a jizz wizard

by Britannia Gingero and co. October 24, 2010

The Music Wizard

A website created in desperation by one who wishes to leave his utterly meaningless footprint on the music industry. Those who obsess and/or promote such sites suffer from similar symptoms to that of "Transmissionism" and should seek similar treatments.

Henry thinks that people care about his website,The Music Wizard, when in actuality it ranks just below aids infected babies in south africa in importance of day to day life...

by Ilyavich Yufitskiy November 15, 2010

horse wizards

mythical equestrian creatures who can fly, have magical abilities and will kill you if you dont change the channel. Often seen when you are drunk

"Damn horse wizards!"

by not racist April 22, 2003

wizard

When you drink your height in beer cans.

kid: Yo bro what did you do this weekend?
Wizard: I became a wizard

by Awreck January 28, 2011

Wizard-bitchin'

When something awesome happens and awesome won't quite cover it.

John Partyplaza: Oh man, was at this all-lesbian jello-wrestling party last night, and all these chicks kept trying to get me to "save" them...and then after all the sex and jello i found a penny...it was wizard-bitchin'!

Peter Notquiteascool: Well i made myself some soup..it was kinda tasty but not great...

by Shazambo November 8, 2009