Warpainting

When you perform oral sex on a lady who is on her period. You finish and then look in the mirror to find you have blood smeared on your face. You resemble a warrior of ancient times who smeared blood on his face before battle.

Guy 1 - I went down on my girlfriend last night. Afterwards i realised i had blood all over my face.
Guy 2 - Aaaah you been Warpainting.

by Dan Spalke December 5, 2013

Wargasm

The act of literally orgasming whenever you hear Patrick Warburton s voice.

Hey, dude, did you know Patrick Warburton was in Behaving Badly? Yeah man, I wargasmed as soon as I noticed!

by ZigVonZag January 23, 2015

warmacy

It's a warm place or space in your body.

Betty:I need warmacy, ima put my hads in your crotch .

Also when you give a hug and all the warm parts are felt around your body

by galowbren December 31, 2015

Warmany

The opposite of harmony, two people in a war like state.

After I punched my sister in the face, we started living in warmany

by B Dawg 2.0 January 18, 2017

warnald

a vague lookalike to wayne rooney, often boasting an embarassingly small penis

jesus, i was in bed with joe last night, he's a fuckin' warnald.

by i feel fantastic December 15, 2017

Wargasm

The euphoria felt by defense contractors and executives at defense corporations at the prospect of going to war because they are going to make so much money. war, invasion, military industrial complex, money, battle, Lockheed Martin, Boeing, General Dynamics, Raytheon, the war machine, defense corporations, tanks, planes, rifles, bombs, missles, jets

The Lockheed executives had a wargasm when I told them we would need to increase the number of planes from their factory for the war. All they see are dollar signs.

by joecoolthefool June 12, 2018

Warfarein

A highly-dangerous anti-coagulant drug designed to make you too "blue-blooded" to engage in battle of any kind. One of a handful of "super-extreme" medications that's administered only in rare and dire circumstances, where the patient's violent tendencies are too overpowering and deeply-rooted for "regular-strength" tranquilizers or counselling to have any significant effect.

Taking Warfarein is decidedly hazardous in two significant ways: not only may it cause horrendous internal bleeding and other catastrophic life-threatening bodily side-effects, but it also renders you so wimpy and unassertive that you will be virtually unable to defend --- or even verbally stand up for --- yourself in even legitimately-dangerous circumstances, and so you are totally vulnerable to the will and bullying of anyone around you.

by QuacksO March 10, 2018