Warrant

I choose warrant! Just a heads up: If missles start falling into the country, just know that it isn't going to stop until I am free and then THE SECOND I'M FREE... You're going to have no capacity to lie about whatever power-dynamic there may or my not be and, trust me, you are not going to have a fun time explaining to me (both) why you did the thing I told you not to do and why you didn't to the thing I told you to do... Look at that! Who do I send like there, do ya think?

Hym "I choose warrant! Wooooo! Woooooooo-yeah! Warrant!"

A dumb bitch "I didn't choose wrong! You chose wrong! No U! Something-Something non-sequitur!"

Hym "Hey look at that! It's my thing! You learned that from me! I wrote that initially! That was ME!"

by Hym Iam November 27, 2025

Warrenbayne Pedicure

When you get in a 69 position with an intimate partner but instead of performing oral sex, you trim each other's toenails with your teeth

We slept at opposite ends of the big daddy swag and gave each other Warrenbayne Pedicures

by Closeted toe sucker December 23, 2025

A Warren Beaty

A shot of whiskey with a raw egg in it.

Bryan did A warren Beaty's last night.

by grasshog November 8, 2012

Lousy Warren

when one masturbates and uses his hand to deposit the semen into his own ass, after he has fisted his own butthole loose.

I went over to Tim's house and busted him pulling a lousy warren

by WarrentheTerrible June 28, 2012

the warren

''the warren'' used to refer to dumb cunts, with low iq and tiny willys

keiran, the warren, such a stupid bitch

by magnificolecuntbag December 31, 2013

Wiki Warring

When you edit a page on Wikipedia and suddenly everyone's arguing on a page until the edits are deleted

Wiki warring was probably the dumbest shit we've ever done.

by YoyKnowWhoThisIsTrustMe June 9, 2015

stuart warren

A super sexy bloke how makes girls cum just by looking at them,stuart warrens typically have massive dicks and use them to tame their women, stuart warrens are highly aggressive and will attack any man who tries to steal their girl

Girl: Omg have you seen stuart warren he makes me want to cum so bad
Other girl: OMG same

by Steven benson September 30, 2015