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waffle wagon

The “Waffle Wagon” was initially drafted in early 2019 as a documentary of the life of Jake Morgan. The Snapchat private story initially began as an occasional update into Mr Morgan’s doings and findings. With Time it became an absolute phenomenon, providing entertainment second to none. It grown a huge fanbase on the Isle of Wight and is heralded as one of the best Snapchat private stories ever created.
I watched Waffle Wagon earlier. It completely changed the way I look at the world!
by The Waffle Wagon October 27, 2020
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wafflecrush

to destroy your opponite, make him to look weak, treat him like a bitch, annihilate, finish him off to nothing
I just wafflecrush that fool cause he's weak and own him
by stephanie strong January 13, 2008
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Blue Waffle

No seriously there's no explaing that shit just look it up (Blue Waffle)
by kjb_ii April 9, 2017
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waffle fart

the smell coming from a persons anus after they ate waffle, pancakes or french toast
"I went to IHOP and ripped the nastiest waffle fart before we left!"
by Toddler Bojowski August 3, 2007
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Blue Waffle Disease

The so-called "Blue Waffle Disease" is a new urban legend sparked by an image of a woman's bluish-tinted, scabbed vagina widely circulated on the internet. The image is thought to be Photoshopped. If it is, in fact, a real woman's vagina (not digitally altered), it is likely severely bruised as lacerated as a result of rape.
Dr. Amy Whitaker, professor of Obstetrics/Gynecology at the University of Chicago Hospital:

“There is no disease known as “blue waffle disease,” in the medical world. There is no disease that causes a blue appearance on the external genitalia. ... The common belief among medical professionals with whom I have spoken or e-mailed about this is that it is a hoax; the picture and “fake” disease used to lure people into some web site. ... There are no STDs that go only from women to men. (Really now, how would women get them?!)"
by lizardqueen August 5, 2012
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felch waffler

n. a fat horny kid who drinks 4 or more loads of cum out of an ass hole.
Wow keenan is one sick felch waffler.
by Meekis February 15, 2005
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Belgian Waffle

When a chick is going down on you and you hit her ass with a tennis racket as your busting.
I gave this bitch a Belgian waffle last night.
by abu kadabi May 16, 2006
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