Wanker's Chest

Slang name for an overstretched diaphragm which is caused by a sharp inhalation of breath whilst masturbating.

"Doc say's i've got an overstrecthed diaphragm"
"Wanker's chest you mean!" rofl

by Balistic July 30, 2010

wankers ache

wankers ache mean that you wank so hard that your dick falls off

hey ismael dont get wankers ache hionk hionk hionk

by Steffe from f.ib September 3, 2016

dog wanker

A large person who wanks his dog off

shez is such a dog wanker

by Goldenhill July 27, 2004

Wankers Colic

A debilitating disease, which affects those chronically lazy bastards who can't be arsed to get off their fat sweaty buttocks and get a job. Those who drink Tennants super and watch Trisha.

Dole Bludger, or council house scrounger

by Magic Doc October 24, 2003

shank wanker

a person who tries to pull off someones dick

it would hurt to get shank wanked.

by Ice September 8, 2003

flag wanker

Someone on social media who parade's their country's flag, and is overly bias towards their country and ignorant of anything outside of said country.

Flag wankers often vote for parties like UKIP and the EDL, and get their news from outlets like The Daily Mail and The S*n.

Tommy is a flag wanker on Twitter, he also has 12 kids, drinks Stella Artois and beats his wife after a night at the local.

by 1997HondaCivic January 2, 2021

bloody wanker

British definition for fucking jerkoff

joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike

by james je April 4, 2009