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wankers ache

wankers ache mean that you wank so hard that your dick falls off
hey ismael dont get wankers ache hionk hionk hionk
by Steffe from f.ib September 3, 2016
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Wanker's Chest

Slang name for an overstretched diaphragm which is caused by a sharp inhalation of breath whilst masturbating.
"Doc say's i've got an overstrecthed diaphragm"
"Wanker's chest you mean!" rofl
by Balistic July 30, 2010
mugGet the Wanker's Chestmug.

dog wanker

A large person who wanks his dog off
by Goldenhill July 27, 2004
mugGet the dog wankermug.

shank wanker

a person who tries to pull off someones dick
it would hurt to get shank wanked.
by Ice September 8, 2003
mugGet the shank wankermug.

Wankers Colic

A debilitating disease, which affects those chronically lazy bastards who can't be arsed to get off their fat sweaty buttocks and get a job. Those who drink Tennants super and watch Trisha.
by Magic Doc October 24, 2003
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flag wanker

Someone on social media who parade's their country's flag, and is overly bias towards their country and ignorant of anything outside of said country.

Flag wankers often vote for parties like UKIP and the EDL, and get their news from outlets like The Daily Mail and The S*n.
Tommy is a flag wanker on Twitter, he also has 12 kids, drinks Stella Artois and beats his wife after a night at the local.
by 1997HondaCivic January 2, 2021
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bloody wanker

joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike
by james je April 4, 2009
mugGet the bloody wankermug.

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