by Steffe from f.ib September 3, 2016

Slang name for an overstretched diaphragm which is caused by a sharp inhalation of breath whilst masturbating.
by Balistic July 30, 2010

by Goldenhill July 27, 2004

by Ice September 8, 2003

A debilitating disease, which affects those chronically lazy bastards who can't be arsed to get off their fat sweaty buttocks and get a job. Those who drink Tennants super and watch Trisha.
by Magic Doc October 24, 2003

Someone on social media who parade's their country's flag, and is overly bias towards their country and ignorant of anything outside of said country.
Flag wankers often vote for parties like UKIP and the EDL, and get their news from outlets like The Daily Mail and The S*n.
Flag wankers often vote for parties like UKIP and the EDL, and get their news from outlets like The Daily Mail and The S*n.
Tommy is a flag wanker on Twitter, he also has 12 kids, drinks Stella Artois and beats his wife after a night at the local.
by 1997HondaCivic January 2, 2021

by james je April 4, 2009
