Unfuckwitable

un·fuck·wit·a·ble
Adjective

When you’re so locked in, so unbothered, and so done with the BS that nobody can play with you on any day ending in Y.
Energy says: “Don’t start none, won’t be none… but I finish quick.”

“She leveled up her life and got unfuckwitable real fast.”

by Hempsthetician November 13, 2025

Uncuntfortable

To be uncomfortable because of someone else's cunty acts.

Kara made me very uncuntfortable with the way she treated me in our friendship.

by Jkba November 19, 2025

Uncunted

To completely flip out and lose your shit on someone; to become uncontrollably and and violent.

I swear if that motherfucker doesn't stop stealing my dirty underwear, I'ma come uncunted on his ass.

by Goddess Of Chaos January 10, 2026

The Unfuckable

When an individual is so ugly/unattractive nobody wants to have sex with them.

My wife use to be smokin hot before her pregnancy, now she's got the unfuckable and I don't want to have sex with her.

by Mapache_98 March 22, 2022

Klaas the unfuckable

Anyone named Klaas will forever be a virgin and will be hated for the rest of eternity

Klaas the unfuckable is trying to het a gf haha

by themarofdark November 22, 2021

obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.

Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022