Ukelele Trumpet 

When you eat the ass of a woman (or man) whilst making a ululating sound. this will give off the sound of a ukulele, whilst playing the trumpet

Hey man, were you giving my mum the ukulele trumpet last night? It was pretty loud.

You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!

Ukelele Trumpet by Sthepen the 17th of Auckland a May 22, 2016

Habanero Trumpet

You eat a large amount of spicy food before sex and during you leave a foul smelling spicy steamer on your lovers chest or face

"I told him I liked it spicy in the bedroom so he gave me a Habanero Trumpet"

Habanero Trumpet by Krazychris89 July 25, 2016

frozen trumpet 

Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo

I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night

frozen trumpet by Lovely human being December 26, 2016

rusty trumpet

donald trump below the rust belt of america

damn our president is a good rusty trumpet.

rusty trumpet by bentgenius July 27, 2017

Fiery trumpet 

After a night of spicy indian food with your female date, while getting head while she is on all fours you wrap your arms around her stomach performing somewhat of a heimlich maneuver spraying spicy fecal matter about the room.

"Had a fun date bro gave Samanta the old fiery trumpet"

Fiery trumpet by Mtg187 September 19, 2017

backwords trumpet 

When a girl does a handstand and you fuck her in the ass

I did a backwords trumpet on this bitch last night

backwords trumpet by Tendel1o October 1, 2017

Soggy Trumpet 

Soggy Trumpet; the act of feltio delivered in a wet and wild manner

It was 4am down a dark alley and she gave me the Soggy Trumpet

Soggy Trumpet by Maxpwr December 10, 2017