Basic training

A series of courses offered by the military in which the instructor has a few months to fix 18 years worth of your parents fuck ups.

Your mommy will not be there when you get to basic training.

by Chrispy1990 August 20, 2020

Complain Train

This is a metaphor that describes the complaints that are aired by people who have just taken a right on the struggle bus.

It can also be used to describe situations where some is constantly complaining about something over and over again

Jack: *spills water on shirt*
John: Wow dude you are really ridin the struggle bus today
Jack:Shut the frick up dude it wasnt my fault I hate you
John:....and here comes the complain train

When Jack hates his job soooo much and he tells everyone on earth about it like 50 times, Jack is riding the complain train.

by BK Lounge22 August 26, 2013

Fire train

A sexual act where gay men put jalapeño juice on their penis's and then assfuck

I was never concerned about my gay little brother wanting to be a train conducter until he meant of a fire train

by sausagephest September 5, 2013

Car train

When a bunch of cars get stuck behind one slow moving car on a one lane road, the resulting pile up is called a car train.

Person 1: Hey we're making good time, we should be there in one hour!

Person 2: Fuck, there's a car train with ten cars up ahead.

Person 1: Shit, now it's going to be two hours -_-

by linkage1992 February 7, 2012

Anger train

When someone is so angry that they are mean with everyone and sometimes go as far as to break things. When they are continually in this emotional state.

guy1: your girlfriend i a whore
guy2: WTF DID YOU JUST SAY?????
guy3: here comes the anger train

by Fraench March 24, 2012

Train Guillotine

The process of decapitation by the wheels of a train.

Holy shieeet, that chick got train guillotined.

by LagunaTrain69 January 9, 2023

Like train

A situation where a friend looks through a group chat from since they were last online on a social media app such as Instagram, and continually likes the messages that they agree with or find funny that they have missed as a result of being inactive.

Here comes the Dimmi like train!

by Humoooo January 30, 2021