appropriately touched

prelude to wanted/desired sex! -on the TV news there exists a notion of "inappropriate touch", -this largely translates to: 'GET LOST YA FUCKIN' CREEP'!!

the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!

in the pick-up bar, janine was appropriately touched! she COULDN'T WAIT to 'GET OFF'!!

being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!

she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!

by michael foolsley August 4, 2011

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threw the torch down

-When someone wins an argument or a burn/comeback has been used, a third-party should respond using this term.

-Can be used in multiple ways but must be used with the words throw-the-torch-down, in that order.

Kim: At least my butt is big!
Khloe: She just threw the torch down!

Justin: Well, I know I can sing, what about you?
Shaq: oh boy! The torch has just been thrown down!

by prettygirlrock18 September 25, 2011

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touchebag

a jerk with snarky responses

Hey bish, try not to be a touchebag every time I tell you something.

by OscarTheGrouch42 June 14, 2011

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torchwood

1. An incident where your dick is inserted into a woman infected with STD's and you get burned.
2. The act of burning one's penis, frequently occuring where naked men cook their meals on open flames (are pork products in these locations so scarce?).

The torchwood affair only lasted a few minutes but left him burning from desire.

by emresch October 21, 2008

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