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by anonymous December 31, 2021
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A person with a super inflated ego and mods a leased vehicle. Specifically a Honda Accord and then tries to sell it on the used car market without clear title.
Mark is such a tool did you hear his latest idea of selling his modified leased vehicle without actually owning the car? He even went so far to walk into a CarMax and the salesperson told him he can't do that. What a fucking tool LOL!!!!
by chinoloco23 February 16, 2022
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Gun, pole, glock or any firearm that stays closeby in case shit goes down.
Her: Those dudes bout to make a move on him.
Friend: Ha! That nigga stay with his tool.
by DatBishPressure March 29, 2022
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When your homie calls your farmer friend a hoe and you say a hoe is a gardening tool and not the other thing.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.
Bully: “Dude you’re a hoe!”
Guy who ain’t a bully: “A hoe is a gardening tool!”
Bully: “Exactly…”
by ΒITCHES May 4, 2022
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Verb/Noun: to use a device for masturbation OR the device used for masturbation.

From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).
A: Do you think it's OK to masturbate
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."
by Tony du Angletere June 29, 2022
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I gave that girl the tool later that night and she loved it.
by Road hustler September 6, 2022
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Derogatory term for a male loser, chauvinist, douchebag; synonymous with "dick" -- "tool, specifically referring to the male genetalia, i.e., his penis; his dick; his tool.
What a tool!
by Legit AF November 8, 2022
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