alaskan throne

Mostly a fraternity hazing ritual. Pledge sits naked in a bucket of ice and smokes a pack of cigarettes

Chad: So what do you think we should make the pledges do next?
Zack: An Alaskan Throne bruh. They'll be freezing their asses off. Hahaha
Chad: Aight bro. I'll go get the cigs.

*Both shotgun and beer and then crush the can on their heads*

by TheMadFratter69 January 16, 2017

porceline throne

Another way to politely say you are taking a shit without alarming or offending anyone.

Hey can I call you back I’m on the porceline throne at the moment !

by Kendodoesurban November 17, 2018

tonky tronk

A weird, out there, useless nobody

Pull yourself together man, stop acting like a goddamn tonky tronk!

by jeksloid February 27, 2019

Anti-Throckmorton Sign

A now discarded term in medicine, in which the direction of th flaccid penis on Xray points away from the area of injury. If the reverse were true, it was referred to as the Throckmorton Sign. In other words, a 50/50 useless distinction.

"Anti-Throckmorton sign indicates fracture in the distal ulnar region of the left arm."

by Meridienne April 11, 2020

Biggie Thonkk

Biggie thonk is similar to dummy thicc, but it is a much more severe problem. For instead of your ass cheeks clapping, your brain emits a loud dial up noise when you are trying to think

Man 1: hey man I didn't know the school used dial up internet.

Man: 2 oh no that's Janet she's biggie thonkk

by Flysexpert5 May 17, 2020

Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank

I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!

by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020

Leo tronk

Leo tronks are the hottest Guys on earth, they have amazing abilities and also have a perfect body🥰 If you are lucky enough to meet one Date him (His fav meal is Döner with ayran, Schafskäse and Mais)

Brunhilde: oh ma gaawd Leo tronk ist such a cutie

by Dönermann November 22, 2021