Throaner

Literally defined as a throat-boner. Referring to a bulge coming from ones throat usually caused by a large adam's apple

Yeah, he's rockin a huge throaner

by mrtomatohead49 December 4, 2010

throateling

The act of giving a blow job while yodeling.

I've yet to have my first throateling experience, my girth and length is way too big for any person to yodel around.

by Muddypelican September 27, 2013

Thorgasm

When you are watching any film with Thor in and you have a mini fit over how hot he is.

Thor fan 1: OMG! Thor is so hot!
Thor fan 2: I know! I think I'm having a Thorgasm!

by Rainbowsaurus September 12, 2014

throat queef

A very weak, throat sounding belch on par with that of an infant newborn; on the same sound frequency as a beetle fart

"Bro that wasn't a burp that was a throat queef

by Mariachi Rex September 29, 2015

Throatation

The act of multiple women taking turns stimulating a man's penis with their mouths for sexual pleasure in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise formation.

How was the party last night?
Dude it was wild! All the girls got really drunk and performed a throatation on me.
Noice.

by PhinneasPhuckTard January 24, 2020

Shit Throat

An asshole who talks a lot shit but has nothing to say.

I get a lil cheery at the end of the day, and more ready to joke, Except when total 'Shit Throats' like this Devore person comes a long. I just don't understand.

by Oaklahoma Waka Baka October 30, 2007

toasted throat scratcher

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty

shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'

by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000 June 11, 2009