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Kettle Sniper

A person who uses the hot water from a freshly boiled kettle leaving nothing behind for the person that actually boiled it.

Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first
Some Kettle Sniper stole my water when I was in the toilet.

I went to answer the phone and the Kettle Sniper struck.

I've tried twice to make Tea but I keep getting Kettle Sniped
by aza_uk March 6, 2015
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Pimp Sniper

“When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”

-Andy Noel-
“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor “PimpaSniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.” That’s A Pimp Sniper
by Saint Noel September 16, 2021
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Sniper

when someone/something being really annoying and you want to shoot it.
person 1: this line is so long i want to sniper it!

person 2: your voice is so annoying! i want to sniper you!
by beenty February 15, 2009
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Sniper

When someone falls down as if they were sniped.
Bro I fell yesterday and Mike yelled " Sniper! "
by MelonBuster January 15, 2019
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Hidden Sniper

When you're mashing your dick away in an enclosed space (usually a wardrobe) whilst your sexual partner awaits, then before climaxing bolting out of the hiding spot and shooting your fuckguck, thus the suspense being the hiding unsuspecting part
Me and my partner tried a new sex move called the hidden sniper, fair to say I felt like a mix between a nympho and JFK
by My client pleads nuh uh June 25, 2025
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sniper-mormon

Verb. To sniper-mormon someone
A means of forcing the Mormon religion onto a resistant other through historical documentation.
Grandchild 1: "Wait, so was Grandma basically saying that she sniper-mormoned Grandpa?"
Grandchild 2: "I think so... Is that even legal?"
Grandchild 1: "Oh my God...You don't think sh-
Do you think if we go before she does she'll try to sniper-mormon us too?"
by kevmosis September 8, 2009
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sniper

guy1: "Damn that sniper."
guy2: "At least he's not camping"
by goodgoodgod10 January 10, 2021
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