Watching Sunday Night Football....
Hey Kenny, you get those cards sorted?
Hell yeah, boss.
How so?
Whatcha mean?
How'd you order them?
Alphajeromebettical order, your lordship.
Hey Kenny, you get those cards sorted?
Hell yeah, boss.
How so?
Whatcha mean?
How'd you order them?
Alphajeromebettical order, your lordship.
by @Bugyack September 25, 2022
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by TheAllyKat December 31, 2011
Get the Ordering Take Out mug.Da unique progressive sequence in which da head of a service-garage sacks each of his dumb-a** mechanics due to their screwing up da placement of da ignition-wires on car-engines dat they're workings on.
Tronald Dump was notoriously heavy-handed and irrationally flippant about terminating da employment of his hapless apprentices, so it's a good thing he didn't run a garage where they repaired ignition-systems, or his firing order would likely have been even more despicable; besides, I seriously doubt dat his "rich 'n' pampered Daddy's-boy" fingers have ever even experienced handling a wrench or screwdriver to actually do any auto-repairs of his own, and so he would have no room to talk, anyway. Why, he probably couldn't even understand or follow da written/drawn instructions in a Haynes repair manual, and so how could he possibly be justified in criticizing anyone else if said naive laborer goofs up once in a while???
by QuacksO April 10, 2020
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by Heyitsgalaxycreeper June 9, 2018
Get the Ordering a diet Coke mug."YOU HAVE TO PROTECT US! It doesn't matter how many people we let die or pay to do a genocide! You have to protect US! Ignore the fact that we are doing a very public mind-rape surveillance thing to this guy that has been putting your kids lives at risk! If he tell you to being us to him you have to protect US!" ~ Every politician
Hym "Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it. Like maybe your family members plane just randomly fell out of the sky and you want revenge... Then... Do whatever you want 🤷 ♂️ I mean I am not the boss of you."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2025
Get the Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it mug.Not the actual order of events. They were treating me like a normal person. Jeremy showed up. They stopped doing that entirely. I threatened them. Everyone but the guy I threatened continued to do it. Then people in the community started to do it. Then I left. And every following job proceeded to be the same story. I would start working. They would treat me like a regular person. Someone would show up. It stopped immediately. With the exception being when I worked with my cousin out of town. Though one of his friends were clearly doing it. And then my current job where I was officially a public figure and they knew at insemination.
Hym "The order of events at the group home is this: I started and was being treated like a regular person. I was goaded into being lax with the policy. Treated Noah like a real person and was threatened for doing it. I CONTINUED TO DO IT and told him just to not tell Connie. He proceed to lie behind my back and use me as an excuse when he would argue about the rules with Connie. I was threatened AGAIN and stopped. That's when I started to suspect that Marina was fucking him. I started hanging out with Jamhal. I circled the block and came back one day after staying late and smoking with Marina (Jamhal had insinuated that she liked it when I stayed late because it decreased the likelihood I would come back through the day). She got on her phone immediately and left before her shift ended to avoid getting caught
Hym "The order of events at the group home is this: I started and was being treated like a regular person. I was goaded into being lax with the policy. Treated Noah like a real person and was threatened for doing it. I CONTINUED TO DO IT and told him just to not tell Connie. He proceed to lie behind my back and use me as an excuse when he would argue about the rules with Connie. I was threatened AGAIN and stopped. That's when I started to suspect that Marina was fucking him. I started hanging out with Jamhal. I circled the block and came back one day after staying late and smoking with Marina (Jamhal had insinuated that she liked it when I stayed late because it decreased the likelihood I would come back through the day). She got on her phone immediately and left before her shift ended to avoid getting caught
Jane left. A new manager showed up. He was there for less than a week and left immediately. Likely because he didn't want to be implicated. Michelle showed up. They started doing the think. Noah started getting in arguments withe everyone and throwing literal tantrums every day. Michelle called me and Jamhal into Noah's room to reveal the sex stains. Michelle BROUGHT KENDRA THERE. The tantrums stopped immediately. I was then goaded into violating the boundaries policy. Which I did not. I stopped working and following the rules immediately. They then spent the next 2 years pressuring me into following the rules while I literally created AI. I told you that at some point I would get transferred out. Michelle came to me and divulged that Westley had come to her about the retard molestation. When they tried to transfer me I exposed what had been going on. I was ignored for 2 days and then I put her on blast on Facebook. Got a call from HR and was then fired for not reporting retard sex. Flash forward 2 years the AI is complete and now your kids are dead because people are doing to others what they are doing to me. THAT is the order of events. And now you're trying to steal from me so your kids can live in a delusion where you aren't retarded, amoral pieces of shit."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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