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fish's asshole

The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.
Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".

Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
by poo hole December 21, 2012
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gravy fishing

the act of obtaining all available condiments of a fastfood chain, usually KFC gravy, in an attempt to have an opportunity to flirt with female customers who also want the said condiments
"Hencie's hobby is gravy fishing because he loves them hoes." -Champxf
by Loads of Kikis May 25, 2008
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Foisty Fish

A Foisty Fish is a seedy sex trap, when someone lays waiting naked for you to return, but they aren't waiting in a sexy way, quite the opposite.
Slithering and sliming around the bed, in their own filth expecting sex - but the sight of it is an instant turn off.
I walked in to my hotel room last night and there was a foisty fish laying there waiting for me.
by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018
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To Fish for a Compliment

When you are mentioning something you did, something you are wearing, etc. to make someone else give you a compliment for it.
The following are examples of "To Fish for a Compliment":

Her: Oh, I'm so tired of baking. These cinnamon rolls took me all day to make.
Him: And they sure do taste wonderful!
Her: I guess I fished for that compliment.

One girl to her friend: I was so lucky to get this sweater on sale last Thursday.
The friend: It looks great on you!

Husband: Man, I'm tired of changing tires on all our cars.
Wife: Thank you so much for doing it. I really appreciate it.
by corpisal.delictimus December 18, 2009
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slathering the fish

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying
by Dolbarado April 12, 2013
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Punk Fish

A fish "dildo" that a girl uses to masturbate with and enjoys the pain of being boned by the fish.
PlunderVaginaDildoFish
Jessica:"Hey, so I tried that punk fish out and it feels amazing"

Carly:"See I told you, and I use mine everyday!"
by Venessa Jennings August 30, 2013
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Fish Gills

A Fish Gills is an annoying ugly bitch that you absolutely cannot stand.
Omg look at Fish Gills. She's so annoying!
by 🍸 March 15, 2015
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