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crab catcher

Officer Farva has quite a magnificent crab catcher!
by Karlsays April 26, 2015
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Mudbutt Crabs

excessive diarrhea; made popular by Dave Chappelle on "Chappelle's Show," in such skits like "Ribs" and "Black Man on a White Toilet". Could also be spelled "muddbutt." And Crabs: A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus, and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.. except in this case you’re not going anywhere because the mudbutt, so you’re screwed.
Michael: I can’t come into work today because I’m sick. *ahhhh*
Michaels Boss: Yeah I could hear it, it sounds like you have Mudbutt Crabs, you should stay home, like forever, we don’t want you here with that bullsh*t. Everyone at work discussed it annnnd everyone thinks it’s best that you don’t come back, so... you’re fired.
by Commander_Shepard December 14, 2018
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Dune Crab

A girl on spring break that preys on guys for free alcohol
"Bro don't give away our drinks! They're just dune crabs, they're not into you!"
by TGIFreitag January 16, 2017
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digital crabs

The aqcuisition of a phishing scam that posts on a friends social network advertising some amazing thing but after you click the links, posts spam to your homepage and sends your personal info to a third party.
I was on Facebook and this APP posted on Jenny's page that said you could see who had viewed you profile, but it turned out to be a scam. I feel dirty like I caught a case of digital crabs.
by Captain Underpants III January 22, 2011
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Order of the Crab

A growing group of people that like crabs and have crabs as WhatsApp profile picture.
by CrabMaster9182 August 17, 2021
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A hungry crab

by LePost James October 15, 2019
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Track crab

Pubic lice that crawl into your anus when you shower, and come back out after you get out and put clothes on. In doing this, they leave "tracks" of feces all over your underwear.
Man, I just bought these underpants, and my track crabs already ruined them!
by exactlywhoyouexpect June 12, 2016
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