by AlphaZs February 2, 2017

the most unexplainable person you will meet who thinks he is different than "most guys" but isn't except for the fact that there is no way to describe what it is about him that hooks you or repulses you, he cares for all his friends the same which makes it hard for you to feel like your special to him at all instead of just another friendly face, he gives great sounding advice with his fancy words but it never actually helps, he may be a liar and like all typical people and think he is better than everyone and never admit it, but he is the most trustworthy person no matter what, he has many imperfections and never notices the people who hate them the most are the ones who still love him
imperfectly perfect ryan
by BucketheadMasta January 22, 2009

Ryan is a guy who is kind and sweet but has got some stuff to figure out. if u wanna go super slow he is ur guy. hes super strange and super smart.
Hm... what about ryan?
by kaykee June 11, 2010

by KobeMcCoy March 21, 2017

A disgusting waste of sperm that does not deserve the carbon footprint that he produces in his privileged life. He is the type of person to put a ruler underneath his pillow to see how long he slept.
by Not_Tommy_Wiseau June 5, 2019

likes to get very massive penises up his asshole and also likes to give out blowjob for 5$ but he really love watching gay porn.and fingering himself.
my brother is a ryan.
by bullshitbullshit March 15, 2017
