When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.
Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea
by McLovindatPussy September 15, 2017
Get the nut comamug. When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.
Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.
by Ned Hendershot September 19, 2016
Get the Nut nudgemug. An nut that is out of this world.
by Memetimmy June 16, 2018
Get the Intergalactic nutmug. the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)
-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!
the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!
a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!
celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!
a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!
celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2011
Get the gut nutmug. When a man puts his penis and testicles inside a homo sapiens mouth then he ejaculates in the man/womens mouth, then the person with the jizz in there mouth spits it into the persons mouth who ejaculated.
by Nut Gacker 300o May 30, 2018
Get the Nut Gackmug. by Vanderslar April 27, 2020
Get the Kieg Nutmug. A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.
He coated my face with nut curd.
I blew my nut curd all over her tits.
I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.
I blew my nut curd all over her tits.
I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
Get the Nut Curdmug.