A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013
Get the polish hair netmug. by yOdAdAbEscared November 11, 2018
Get the Net Neutralitymug. It’s a game we’re you use fishing nets and one ball and try to pass the line to the other team but try not to let the ball get to your side
by Pancing May 30, 2021
Get the Net Ballmug. by Narflar January 19, 2015
Get the Net Fumug. Used instead of 'open book' to indicate your life is open and available for others to peruse on the internet.
My everything is being publicized everywhere. Google has it all. Facebook has it all. The County Library has it all. My life is an open net.
by FunGal_in_SoCal July 15, 2011
Get the open netmug. To unexpectedly encounter something surprising/disturbing/intriguing while surfing the Internet. The key is the unexpected - if you were actively searching for "puppies on bicycles", finding "puppiesonbikes.com" does not count as a net-stumble.
Check this site out - it's like IMDB for adult film stars. I net-stumbled on it after mistyping the address of IMDB.
by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014
Get the net-stumblemug. Net Floor
A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.
A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.
From: mr.blah
To: net floor
Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed
mr.blah office 122, floor 12
To: net floor
Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed
mr.blah office 122, floor 12
by hacked1000 December 12, 2008
Get the Net Floormug.