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Blind Kung Fu Master

A hilarious role played by Korean Actor Bobby Lee.
Blind Kung Fu Master: THE BLIND KUNF FU MASTER IS HEEEERE!

Destructo Man: Right whatever, see ya.
by Squuuuuuuishy April 5, 2009
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asian kung-fu generation

A j-rock band makes great songs made songs in naruto and full metal alchemist openings
twelve,loop & loop, haruka kanata
by jono December 22, 2004
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Spiritual Kung-Fu

Spiritual kung-fu is the act of using biblical or religious knowledge to flip someone over your shoulder. Synonymous with "Jesus juke."
I could tell he needed someone to talk to, and I ended up doing spiritual kung-fu on his ass for about four hours.
by Citylights July 6, 2011
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Kung-fu Jesus

I heard you and that Kung-fu Jesus mothafucka got a problem.
by Johnny-Tsunami March 13, 2019
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wa da fu?

The mean for wa da fu is one that has to do with a question. Such as meaning when you say wa da fu is dat in the toilet would mean what the fuck is dat in the toilet. In which u would reply my big turd.
Wa da fu is popping out ur ass....omg dat ding is huge o wait dat mi bi di!!! OOOOOOOOO *waves arms up and down*
by Pimp Daddy Bitch July 8, 2004
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SFA (Shaq Fu Army)

A secret military organization (Cult) that speaks and follows the good word of Shaq.
The SFA really took care of that Kee.
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Kung Fu Hustle

A sexual excercise in which a 2x4 is placed in front of a woman's vagina. The man then winds up and slices the board in half with a kung-fu style punch thus splitting the board completely in half and leaving his entire fist inside the woman.
"Hey baby, let's do the Kung Fu Hustle...you can call me Bruce Lee, next stop, inside you."
by Masiso December 9, 2008
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