by EpicRygy August 12, 2016
Get the thomas the dankmug. A term to call someone who cracks out jokes that are nowhere near funny nor are the jokes even remotely amusing (based on the username of an unfunny meme page)
“Dude stop being such an IB Dankness”
Person 1: *bad joke*
Person 2: Wow, you’re just as funny as IB Dankness
Person 1: *bad joke*
Person 2: Wow, you’re just as funny as IB Dankness
by literallystfu August 26, 2019
Get the IB Danknessmug. Only the dankest of the dank weed can be what is called the dank weedle because the best weedle is NOT the finest weedle called the dank weedle.
by BananuMonicu June 21, 2016
Get the Dank Weedlemug. by criminal_pedophile January 14, 2011
Get the off the dankmug. When you run as fast as Keemstar and ascend to hyperspace but you crash because you didn't eat your leftovers.
Alfonzo: "Yo dude I was going Dank Speed the other day!"
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.
by Friccler June 14, 2018
Get the Dank Speedmug. Something that could be extremely good or extremely bad, could be used in any context, word that encompasses everything, no one true meaning. The best verb ever
Dude I think I contacted swank dank from Britney last night but it was a swank dank night, my new phones pretty swank dank, I broke my arm this is swank dank, dude her pussy felt swanky and danky,. Shut the swank dank up.
by Swank dank September 25, 2019
Get the Swank dankmug. by Issa.honey_ May 8, 2018
Get the dank upmug.