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Texas dynamite

When a man gets mad, wants to go shit ina bed, but his friend insists on getting underneath him and guzzling his shit
Yo bill wait up, let’s do a Texas dynamite
by Lucky lucky January 2, 2019
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texas torcher

The act of lighting a significant other's skin on fire with a blowtorch and engaging in sexual intercourse while burning up
Dude, I was sitting by the campfire next to my babe...and seeing her and the fire so close to each other made me really antsy for a texas torcher.
by jdog9131 December 8, 2019
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Plainview Texas

A town where there are about three trees and is super boring and plain. All the people that stay here do not plan on leaving because this is a dead end town. Most females biggest achievement is becoming a teen mom, and a lot of them get around more than the flu.
That girl Kassandra is definitely from Plainview, Texas.

Plainview,Texas is a slutty town.

Before you meet a girl make sure she isn’t from Plainview Texas.
by Blaze4000 May 2, 2018
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Carthage, Texas

Shitty ass town where you can’t 6 feet without meeting someone who fucks their cousin
Yee Yee Let’s go to Carthage, Texas
by CoatHangerAbortion April 27, 2019
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texas blackbird

Noun -

When you're working in a wind turbine and you have to take a shit, you shit in a black trash bag. Then you throw it off the tower.
Look how far that Texas Blackbird flew when I threw it off the tower.
by Ordam September 15, 2016
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Totally Texas

What Norwegians use to describe something that is crazy.
That is so totally texas!
by Total Texan May 7, 2018
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Texas Limousine

Climb into my Texas Limousine ladies!
by F-dubbs February 11, 2010
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