testicologist

A gynecologist for men - i.e. a doctor who deals with testicles!

A ball doctor

A nut man

A bollock boffin

"Edward graduated medical school last year. Now he's working as a Testicologist"

by Geek in the Pink June 11, 2006

testiclorize

to be beaten/attacked with a number of testicles. Often resulting in serious emotional and physical scarring, such as, bruising, bleeding, vomiting, crying, and acne.

1. HELP! Someone is testiclorizing me!
2. Yo, last night me and Phileep testiclorized this hoe.
3. Hey Phileep, let's testiclorize lacy and bethany again, it was mad fun!

by Carlito98736 December 6, 2006

Testing nuts

Rambling about something you know nothing about

My teacher was talking about how great Hillary Clinton is, she's obviously testing nuts

by Beli_whodie May 7, 2015

Penitration Testing

Penitration Testing is where a man checks how far his penis / love length will go into a vagina.

James has been Penitration Testing today

by PeterPonder June 24, 2014

Ass-Tastic

An adjective that one exclaims when they see a sexy looking behind.

"Damn!", Rodriguez exclaimed, " That bitch's booty was Ass-tastic!!!"

by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

testioscoliosis

A rather nebulous condition involving the testicles. This condition may be used occasionally for a sick day from work. As nefarious sounding as it is, who would ask?

"Bob, I'm afraid I can't come to work today. I've got a bad case of testioscoliosis."

by maninblues August 3, 2007

testical soup

The act of cutting off a male testical and adding it to a batch of cream of onion soup. Served with bread and butter.

I eat "testical soup " every friday with my two sisters

by paintballkidd07 March 4, 2009