tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)

tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Tannin

A straight up bad ass. Tannin won't think twice about kicking your ass if you break one of his codes of conduct, and if you hurt a woman expect to be bleeding. Often referred to as an alcoholic by family members and sometimes by himself. Expect many random outbursts and hilarious quotes when in a Tannin's presence. When drunk Tannin may do acts of great humor such as swimming then heating his cold body with tiki torches. Many fear Tannin and he knows it. Often well dressed. Many know Tannins to be rich and powerful people.

Guy: "Damn, that guy is a party animal, he must be a Tannin."
Girl: "I know, he went swimming and look at him now!"
Guy: "Are Those Fucking Tiki Torches!?!"

by Moreyouknow September 16, 2017

Tenzing

Basically when your computer is freezes or is loading.

I need a new computer! My computer is so slow it keeps tenzing or Hold on it’s tenzing

by ABOLOUR December 8, 2017

anal tennis

The act of playing tennis with inserting the ball into the anus, farting, and launching it towards the other side of the court. May also refer to the act of playing tennis by holding the racket with one's asshole.

"I played anal tennis with Micheal today."

-A: "Hey man, we should play anal tennis sometime."
-B: "Sure thing, Trevor."

by Striving Door January 23, 2014

King Tenzin of The Chavs

King Tenzin(Tenzin Sherpa) is the leader of the Chavian people. Tenzin is funny and make other world leaders laugh. Many people from other countries do not like him and think he is not "fit" for King or a leader of a nation. Tenzin, originally born in Maidstone, Kent, at the age of ?? formed the Kingdom Of Chavia in France but the country went to war with them over wanting to be independent from being an autonomous region of France. A peace treaty signed by both countries made sure that Chavia annex half of France and both will be allies until ????. The country wasn't recognised by the United Nations until it became independent. Although a new nation, Chavia is the 10th most populated country and the 9th biggest GDP in the world

is he King Tenzin of The Chavs?

by The Kingdom of Chavia March 18, 2019

Tennis

This is a sport in which primarily gay/transsexual males take it upon themselves to play with balls. This sport is worldly renown for it's casual, laid-back style of play. Almost anyone can pick up a racket and master the 'art' of tennis, it's really nothing of a challenge. Most players actually (after match), whether they won or lost, will proceed to have sexual intercourse rigorously until one of partners collapses of exhaustion. Simply put, it is essentially a big joke.

Ken: Yo bro im about to go hit the court and play some tennis!
Everyone else: fuck off fag who cares idiot smh small headass

Ken: damn you right!

by kenisgay January 9, 2018

tenniel

rusty lou.. country styles

if u mean looking after me chooks, milking me goats and rounding up me sheep.

by jane September 16, 2003