A person that is extremly sarcastic and pretends to have a life. Sits on skype all day long to give his life purpose but whenever the guy goes out to the outside world- he will pee on people causing him to never have an actual social life.
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"I just delivered a pizza to the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, only instead of sauce, it was blood tested with HIV positive!"
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A kid who is in high school. Some of them act pretty mature for their age and have adult like values, while others are immature little twats that think they know everything and basically still sitting in front of Spongebob.
There are two types of teenagers:
The civilized teenager: Usually dresses in Wal Mart or department store clothes like Hollister or Aero, listens to music off the radio, watches TV like adults, is in sports or other activities, pretty bright,has a job, dates for the occaison, has some type of religion in them or part of youth group, college bound, on Facebook, gets good grades and pretty much has head screwed on.
The rebellious teenager:
Doesn't like the gooey junk that civilized teenagers like, gets in to drugs, drinking, porn, usually shops at Hot Topics, involved in gangs, raps or is in a band, wears god awful goddy looking clothes, likes action movies and anime, generally doesn't gets good grades, has been to concerts and not the Lil Wayne-Rihanna concert or Taylor Swift, works to stay out of trouble, been in jail, reckless driver, starts fights and arguments, opinionated.
The immature ones: These dorky kids that are not in any activities, waste their time playing videos games and watching Spongebob, likes doing random stupid stuff,not afraid to express opinion, doesn't wash and loves DRESS UP DAYs to fit in. Spends a lot of time on the TV as mentioned.
There are two types of teenagers:
The civilized teenager: Usually dresses in Wal Mart or department store clothes like Hollister or Aero, listens to music off the radio, watches TV like adults, is in sports or other activities, pretty bright,has a job, dates for the occaison, has some type of religion in them or part of youth group, college bound, on Facebook, gets good grades and pretty much has head screwed on.
The rebellious teenager:
Doesn't like the gooey junk that civilized teenagers like, gets in to drugs, drinking, porn, usually shops at Hot Topics, involved in gangs, raps or is in a band, wears god awful goddy looking clothes, likes action movies and anime, generally doesn't gets good grades, has been to concerts and not the Lil Wayne-Rihanna concert or Taylor Swift, works to stay out of trouble, been in jail, reckless driver, starts fights and arguments, opinionated.
The immature ones: These dorky kids that are not in any activities, waste their time playing videos games and watching Spongebob, likes doing random stupid stuff,not afraid to express opinion, doesn't wash and loves DRESS UP DAYs to fit in. Spends a lot of time on the TV as mentioned.
Hilary is your goody goody civilized teenager, she is on the basketball, volleyball team, in choir, youth group and got this scholarship for Harvard for some Philosophy Major.
Brandon is your rebellious teenager....he has is own band and he knows how to ROCK
Jeremey likes Spongebob...WEEE. Dorky immature teenager.
Brandon is your rebellious teenager....he has is own band and he knows how to ROCK
Jeremey likes Spongebob...WEEE. Dorky immature teenager.
by Kyle 230 January 17, 2010
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The most recent famous case of a teenage pregnancy pact was at Worcester High School in Worcester, Massachusetts
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Get the teenage pregnancy pact mug.A teenage dirtbag is someone who is usually adored by their peers, they're chill, nice, and always smell like herb, (if yknow what I mean;)
Teenage dirtbags usually have very bloodshot eyes, and could always use a snack, their usually broke, but they never ask for money, a look in your fridge/pantry is a whole different story, we like green things, that grow in a cool shaped leaf kinda like canabi- I mean Canada, sorry I smoke before this lol, but stoner's are very cool people, who want to borrow your vape every fourth minute
Teenage dirtbags usually have very bloodshot eyes, and could always use a snack, their usually broke, but they never ask for money, a look in your fridge/pantry is a whole different story, we like green things, that grow in a cool shaped leaf kinda like canabi- I mean Canada, sorry I smoke before this lol, but stoner's are very cool people, who want to borrow your vape every fourth minute
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Mike:"Nahh man we don't have enough cash, we'll have to get a teenager"
Mike:"Nahh man we don't have enough cash, we'll have to get a teenager"
by Texmasterpaul October 4, 2007
Get the teenager mug.A modern teenager who claims to not believe in God. Most of these teens don't have faith because
1). They spend too much time on the internet, (Tumblr), where people force their opinions on you, so in the end they get sucked into believing something because "It's cool, man."
2). They never get what they want, i.e. lots of friend and beauty, so they blame God.
3). They refuse to have even the slightest bit of faith because movies and media nowadays make it hard to believe anything.
Teenage Atheists also tend to be huge feminists. Can't find another hobby? Why not bitch about women's rights for no apparent reason?
And lastly, Teenage Atheists are also liberals. Again with the internet pushing opinions on you, they surround themselves with pro-abortion, pro-feminism, pro-marijuana, pro-atheist atmospheres.
1). They spend too much time on the internet, (Tumblr), where people force their opinions on you, so in the end they get sucked into believing something because "It's cool, man."
2). They never get what they want, i.e. lots of friend and beauty, so they blame God.
3). They refuse to have even the slightest bit of faith because movies and media nowadays make it hard to believe anything.
Teenage Atheists also tend to be huge feminists. Can't find another hobby? Why not bitch about women's rights for no apparent reason?
And lastly, Teenage Atheists are also liberals. Again with the internet pushing opinions on you, they surround themselves with pro-abortion, pro-feminism, pro-marijuana, pro-atheist atmospheres.
Woman #1: Geez, nobody has faith anymore. Especially these fucking soft grunge teens.
Woman #2: The term you are referring to is Teenage Atheist, Carol.
Woman #1: Well, I guess God isn't in style anymore.
Woman #2: The term you are referring to is Teenage Atheist, Carol.
Woman #1: Well, I guess God isn't in style anymore.
by Honest-Truther June 14, 2013
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