five-knuckle-shuffle

The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.

Is it a sin to do the five-knuckle-shuffle in church?

by T. J. May 23, 2003

the five knuckle shuffle

yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head

the five knuckle shuffle is gay.. like john cena

by Shit-face June 29, 2008

sluff

A sluff is a short, little, ugly ,fat, fucker.

Bob you are the biggest sluff I've ever met.

by Dwayne Higgins July 11, 2011

Melbourne Shuffle

A Badass Dance In Which People Dance Their Ass Off And Have Fun. Shuffle IS Better Than Jumpstyle, Tecktonik, etc.

Just Look Up "Melbourne Shuffle" And "Shuffle" On Youtube And You'll See All The Badass Action You're Missing.

by CrazyHardstyleBoy July 31, 2010

sluffin

More endearing than most derogative terms for skanks. Used when you want to piss someone off and call them a name but you still love them. If they are a skank and need to be reminded sluffin probably wouldn't offend.

slut+muffin=sluffin

-God, you hooked up with that guy again... you sluffin
-I know its pathetic

by gretchen_weiners July 12, 2010

Scuffin Muffin

A girl with a bad body but a nice face.

You know that really fat girl? Her face is actually kind of nice. She's such a scuffin muffin.

by DaCoachJr July 31, 2009

New Jersey Shuffle

When you’re taking a nasty shit and have to throw up at the same time, the ensuing scramble around the toilet is referred to as the “New Jersey Shuffle”. The act requires one to dismount the toilet without flushing to throw up while looking at one's own shit. The name comes from the fact that this act is almost as nasty as the state of New Jersey.

Guys I just pulled a New Jersey Shuffle but I dont think I'm hung over anymore.

by Phantom crapper December 5, 2009