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stroker poker

The sort of game you play with the provider whenever you go into a massage parlor to see if they are willing to give you that special "happy ending" (i.e. a handjob). You 'lay your bet' (make the first move with some sort of signal), and then they either 'call' (wait for you to make another signal they can trust because they're afraid you might be a cop), 'raise' (lead you on but give no sure indication they are willing - meaning they're cautious but don't want you to lose interest), 'fold' (give you that boner-shrinking NO), or 'go all in' (meaning she's willing to give you that handy, and maybe even let you go 'all in' her!). And unfortunately, just like poker as well, she could be bluffing - leading you on for whatever reason but, when it's time for that final bet, she folds.
Part of the enjoyment for me when going to a massage place is that whole game of stroker poker - never knowing if you're actually gonna get some, but enjoying the anticipation.
by Wordmaster Bitch September 17, 2012
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Stroke of Genius

When one gains epiphany while masturbating.
"(Fap, fap,fap) wait, wow. I never thought of that. I just had an epiphany while strokin' it"

Dude 1-
"Bro, I was jerkin it yesterday and suddenly figured out the meaning of life."
Dude 2-
"Sounds like you had a Stroke of Genius"
by Pathetic Limbo September 4, 2015
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He's walking like he's just had a Napalm Stroke
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Lora gave me a great down stroke last night.
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stroker

Not unlike a wanker but far less credible.
Ah man! That guy takes the Piss! He's a proper stroker!
by Valetudo March 24, 2004
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Stroke

(verb) An attempt to please a person for personal gain. Often a form a manipulation, the stroker will feign interest in order to pursue some self serving purpose.

(noun) From the term to masturbate, to stroke a hard on in such a way as to entice someone and make him eager. To get overly excited about something. i.e. The football fans were a bunch of strokes.

(noun) A stroke is someone who deceives someone into thinking that he/she has something to offer a person by bragging, giving false compliments, or giving false pretenses thereby making another person overly excited for no good reason.
Sitting in the room with all those blow hards at the time share convention was like one big stroke fest.
by MmeMagnus January 24, 2011
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stroke the stubble

verb: to rub/finger/stroke a vagina that has been shaved a couple days prior and has short prickly hairs beginning to grow out
"Yeah man, I hooked up with Suzy last night."
"Did you stroke the stubble?"
by ribbs February 17, 2008
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