stealthsniper

When you are being stealthy... Also if you get refferd as being bear grylles you may be being stealthy (i.e Stealth sniper baby)

If you pull of a good sniper shot on a game, you can shout, STEALTH SNIPER BABY!

step: 1080 no scope
Jord: Stealthsniper BABY!

Ginger: I feel like bear grylles
Stealth: STEALTH SNIPER BABY!

by Stealthsniper46 May 19, 2010

Stealth Caterpillar

The act of sneakily crossing a large distance in a sleeping bag because one is too lazy to leave it and walk. In order to become the LEGENDARY Stealth Caterpillar you MUST do the 'inching' movement that caterpillars are known for. You must also be incredibly sketchy and stealthy.

Being a Stealth Caterpillar is a prestigious station and the capability to be in such an occupation generally limited to theatre technicians.

Bob- "Stan, it's the middle of the night. What are you doing?"
Stan- "Well, I'm being a Stealth Caterpillar on my way to the restroom."
Bob- "You're not inching."
Stan- "What?"
Bob- "You are not inching."
Stan- "Well I don't see how that really makes a--
Bob- "You are not worthy!"

by SketchyMcGee April 19, 2011

Stealer's Remorse

When a thief has regrets about the object(s) he/she has stolen and decides to return the stolen object(s) in a similar way to buyer's remorse.

Girl: Last week, some asshole stole my car with my phone inside.

Guy: Shit, what did you do after?

Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.

Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...

by Sherlock Bromes November 15, 2011

stealth bus

A bus that is not being tracked by a GPS-based bus information system (such as NextBus). This is generally because the driver failed to log the bus into the system.
For the opposite situation, see ghost bus.

It says 57 minutes until the next 7 bus, but the headway on this line is 40 minutes. I bet there's a stealth bus coming in 17 minutes!

by Urban_observer December 23, 2011

Stealth Text

A text sent to someone in the same general area as you, usually to tell or ask them something you can't say out loud.

Guy 1: How was the party last night?
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.

by Katie22 October 23, 2014

stealth ratchet

A woman who seems respectable and friendly, but as soon as she hits the club, she is a full fledged ratchet. May keep her social media profile sfw and not lead on to the inner ratchet, and it may come to a complete shock. If you meet a stealth ratchet, do not invite her to twerk dat ass for you, as it feeds on their bloodlust for attention.

" I met her at work last week. She seemed really cool and she asked me out for drinks. When I got there, she had neon lipstick on and wore a fishnet bodysuit."
"Wow, she's a serious stealth ratchet."

by mrscuddles April 29, 2014

Stealth Suit

Any type of close-fitting clothing/bodysuit used for the purpose of concealment, especially at night. A stealth suit mat consist of a dark gray/dark blue/mottled pattern in those colors bodysuit, or long pants and shirt, plus muted footwear, and gloves.

A Stealth Suit is used for the purpose of moving in the darkness unseen.

Jamie was worried that a stalker had been peering into her windows late at night, so I put on my stealth suit, and waited in the bushed to catch the guy.

by Unit ZER0 October 30, 2015