Squeeze the Cat

Having to go to the bathroom. Number 1 or 2. Stems from an urban legend about a cat that hit got by a car but didn’t die. Its intestines we so messed up that you had to squeeze it to make it go to the bathroom. Legend has it that the cat was found dead in its litter box from a ruptured blood vessel from trying to go on its own.

Dan had to make a pit stop on the way to his meeting, so he could Squeeze the Cat.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

Main Squeezie

Best friend of yours

Dang d00d datz my main squeezie

by Bagboy (Jake Duardo) September 1, 2004

Squeezer

It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.

Jesse was started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.

by happyjoe1 March 24, 2011

Dick Squeezer

Someone who takes pleasure in squeezing dicks. They may be so infatuated with it, that it takes over their whole life. Whoever has a dick they wanna squeeze it.

Brian: "I don't know what it is, I can't stop grabbing dicks. Can I grab yours?"

Trever: "Fuck no, get away from my cock you Dick Squeezer!"

by Kezzezz February 28, 2008

Don't sneeze, squeeze.

Shooting drugs into your veins, intraveniously, rather than chopping it up and sniffing it / putting it up your nose.

That shit'll eat away your nasal cavity- Don't sneeze, squeeze.

by Sami D. June 6, 2008

The Big Squeeze

When 2 or more dicks are stuck in a girl's ass hole.

Yo Chris lets go give Heather the Big Squeeze.

by #Nogleswag October 13, 2011

squeeze the break

Similar to a squeeze play in poker in that you are making a power move trying to force your opponents out of the last hand before a scheduled tournament break.

With a bunch of limpers behind I moved all in just trying to squeeze the break.

by creamrising July 4, 2007