Custard slinger

Cum shot

Get ready for the custard slinger

by Btod January 7, 2014

sphincter bait

bait for your almighty bunghole

he lit his sphincter on fire

by reno April 13, 2005

New york slinger

when you get a cripple in a body cast and cut a hole where his/her ass/vagina is and you fuck them, then proceed to cum in both of his/her eyes and make a sling for them out of your underwear.

i totally new york slingered that girl last night.

by Christopher F October 8, 2007

sphincter

muscle that pushes out your poo

awww my sphincter is killing me.

by dilmah from india November 25, 2003

sphincter smile

Smug look used by bullshitters when their crap gets believed. Or when a bitch be pouting like she wants fucked in the ass.

Brian conviced her he's a pilot, check out his sphincter smile.

Shauna put her ass in my crotch and shot me the spincter smile, giggity!

by Big 'Hedonizm' Kev June 12, 2007

Sphincter tickle by proxy

Placing a finger up your girlfriend or lovers anus with a view to getting her to reciprocate the action without having to say "Will you finger me hoop?"

The other day I recieved a sphincter tickle by proxy. Nice one...

by thewexfordlad April 6, 2007

Sphincter Soak

A "Sphincter Soak" -(noun or adjective) is someone's significant other, fuck buddy, mistress or mister.

In more adventurous circles a "Sphincter Soak" may refer to less sentient beings i.e members of the animal kingdom and/or vegetables.

- Verb
To Sphincter Soak

- Where's Lex?"

- I don't know she had been spending a lot of time with her Sphincter Soak.

-Is this dinner or Ivan's Sphincter Soak?

by The Haus of Henry November 7, 2015