splunge

When You take a shit and a big splash of toilet water comes up and hits your ass.

Dude, I just got splunged.

by nate1993 April 13, 2006

Springer Dinger

A sexual act between male Houston Astros fans in which two or more male fans celebrate a George Springer home run by pulling out their genitals and start sword fighting each other while yelling "Springer Dinger"!

*George Springer home run!*

*Multiple men pull out their junk and startssword fighting with their genitals*

"SPRINGER DINGER! SPRINGER DINGER"

by tdf93 June 29, 2017

splintered

Hipster slang for drunk.

Wow man, did you see John? He drank a 12 pack and now he's so splintered.

by Andrew Allan Morgan December 18, 2006

Jerry Springer

Alias given to the guy when talking about sex

I fucked jerry springer last night

by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003

pink yogurt headed slingers

boobies!! the girls!!! titties!! ....................................

Wow, look at those pink yogurt headed slingers bounce.

by playboychika13 April 27, 2008

Splunge

Like a brainfart, but more flurbly.

Sorry about that, I think my brain went splunge for a moment.

by Dr. Optika March 17, 2004

Splinterize

1) verb. The act of receiving a splinter from a wooden surface.
2) verb. slang. Getting wood in the body.

Gurl, The back of Yo head looks ridic-a-lus right now, kinda makes me wanna throw you down and splinterize you right here.

by Kuh Lay Luh 22 November 27, 2011