Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

by Zandroid December 3, 2017

Sneeze button

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)

*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*

Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"

Me: *hits the snooze button*

*ten minutes later*

*Morning alarm goes off again*

Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023

Canadian fart sneeze

A man poops on a girl face in the snow. and after the man poops, he then covers the girls face with snow.

Man, I loved it when we did a Canadian fart sneeze

by G vs shot Hannibal November 30, 2025

Sneeze Ninja

A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.

You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.

Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.

Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.

by The Original Sneeze Ninja May 23, 2013

willy sneeze

v. To ejaculate, often in an uncontrolled manner.

I was ploughing your mum last night and then willy sneezed all over her fun bags.

by whomereallywho March 8, 2009

Sneeze

Some booger nose shit that spreads all over your new white shirt and leaves a stain for everyone to make fun of.

Bro I just sneezed. Like a fuckin’ shotgun in my nose, it could’ve killed a grandma! Like it was a-fucking-choo!

by anonymous September 7, 2020

Dick sneeze

Busting a nut. Ejaculation. Cumming

Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.

by High coyote April 21, 2018