When a friend falls asleep, unwrap a piece of Kraft Singles or any other kind of cheese. Place the square of cheese in your palm, and slap your friend across the face. Bonus points if it sticks to their face.
I'm glad mom went grocery shopping today. Because when Gus fell asleep i gave that piece of shit the cold singles!
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I gagged her, took ten paces back, and got her square in the eye with the single shot pump action yoghurt rifle.
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'God. How is he?'
'...Not good.'
'Was it dingleberries after all?'
'No. It was...a singleberry.'
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'Was it dingleberries after all?'
'No. It was...a singleberry.'
'Hole-y shit.'
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