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cold singles

When a friend falls asleep, unwrap a piece of Kraft Singles or any other kind of cheese. Place the square of cheese in your palm, and slap your friend across the face. Bonus points if it sticks to their face.
I'm glad mom went grocery shopping today. Because when Gus fell asleep i gave that piece of shit the cold singles!
by Ross Olson March 10, 2008
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singleplayer

A person who drinks alcohol, smoke weed or using drugs alone.
Lukas is a great example of singleplayer. Yesterday, he did whole bottle of vodka alone.
by Peter Sivacek April 22, 2008
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Single Shot Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle

I gagged her, took ten paces back, and got her square in the eye with the single shot pump action yoghurt rifle.
by Wazza2404 October 30, 2008
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singleberry

A clump of excrement formed in the tangle of one's rectal fuzz from the coalescence of two or more smaller dingleberries. This species of fecal deposit is far more devastating than its well-known cousin and has been known to clog up an entire anal pathway, necessitating emergency extraction. The technology required to produce dingle fusion was first achieved by the Nazis during WWII under the top-secret covert operation Pootonium.
'I just got back from the hospital.'
'God. How is he?'
'...Not good.'
'Was it dingleberries after all?'
'No. It was...a singleberry.'
'Hole-y shit.'
by Ann L. M. Ancipator May 29, 2010
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singlesnet

A website where losers go to meet other losers.
I met my loser boyfriend on singlesnet
by a satisfied loser September 17, 2010
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single "t"

The act of having a person, boss, or friend miss spell your name that ends with 2-t’s in a email, text or facebook post. From that point you are referred to as one-t, single-t or just plain old “t”.
by Ice Fishing October 21, 2010
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single but unavailable

someone fucked you up mental and you don't have anymore trust left to give. someone fucked with your heart and broke it so your heartless and want nothing to do with a relationship
boy: yo ma are you single?
girl: yea i'm single but unavailable

boy: who hurt you?
by missgoddess January 2, 2020
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