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kicked her in the box and shoved her

A rather bizarre expression used by everyone's favourite punk (?) rocker, Avril Lavigne, in an interview with Maxim magazine, in an attempt to show just how hardcore she is. As if the Budweiser drinking and hair wasn't enough! Incidentally, Maxim named the edition this interview took place in "Rocktober". Seriously.
Maxim: When was the last time you had to smack a bitch down?

Avril Lavigne: In a bar a few months ago. Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don't go looking for fights, but if someone pushes me, I'm not going to take it.
The term refers to an occurrence when a person is laughing to such an extent they forcefully exhale nasal mucus accidentally.
Snovel by PJB21 April 4, 2009

shoveling smoke 

Doing a good job of getting nowhere.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
shoveling smoke by CrimsonNova March 21, 2009
Shovlin Shovs synonym for good looking or hot.
Used widely in the West of Ireland.

Could also be used as a replacement for nerd.
Wow, she's such a Shovlin!

Ugh, he's a Shovlin, always on about Wuthering Heights..
Shovlin by pantspantspantspaants November 25, 2010

iron my shoelaces 

A slang term for using the restroom.
Excuse me, I must go iron my shoelaces.
iron my shoelaces by Glen Este November 22, 2016