Shit Carters Hat

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012

Shit Nigger

Something to say when you are pissed or lose a game

Alexis- *loses game on phone*

Alexis- *throws phone on table* "Shit nigger'"

by Bobert319 June 20, 2014

Shit in a Can

Colloquial name for canned 'all day breakfast'. So named due to the rancid nature of the contents included, evoking the aesthetic quality of rotting faeces. Originally coined by Lonk, who ironically ate this product on a regular basis, forming one of the staple foods of his diet.

"Mate, I'm having shit in a can for lunch."

"Didn't they use that stuff in 'Nam as a biological weapon against the Viet Cong?"

"I guess that would explain the rectal bleeding."

*Sound of can being opened*

by Joseph Evans August 18, 2009

What the fuck is this shit?

A phrase showing that the one who said it is in a confused, and/or flabbergasted manner. Most commonly used when finding your spouse cheating, or watching Disney Channel.

Man 1: What the fuck is this shit?

Man 2: I'm fucking your wife while watching Disney Channel.

by Whatthefuckisthisshit? August 28, 2010

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Does the Pope shit in the woods? An expression derived from the conjugation of two well known expressions that simply mean "obviously". The two expressions are "does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

Q. Hi babe, do you want me to pick up some wine for diner?"
A. "Does the Pope shit in the woods?!"

by Dr Yaj May 26, 2021

orange faced shit gibbon

Slang for the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump

Man I really wish that orange faced shit gibbon would stop leaving refugees to starve in camps

by whenuwantapenguininfrance February 5, 2017

shit gravy

diarrhea

Paige went to Cabo last weekend and had a blast, no pun intended. Loved the food, but ended up making shit gravy because if it.

by the comand'r September 20, 2018