pretend shoes

Pretend Shoes=Pretentious

Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.

Definition:
pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.

1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:

Examples:
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...

2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.

3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?

by thatbastard December 2, 2009

Cruzy's Shoes

Crusty, dusty, musty, rusty, and Crusygirl's favorite thing in the whole world. Face it cruz... we all know you got them from a sewer.

You're almost as crusty as Cruzy's shoes

by Lol ur fav student April 27, 2021

gold shoes

People who escort cocaine in the mafia, whom are often very wealthy people.

Frank Sinatra was accused of having gold shoes.

by Thecheerleader2069 November 28, 2015

clown shoe

1.A clown shoe is a person who acts stupid. or does senseless things.

2.A person who does an act to be laughed at.

3.A person who does jerk things unconsciously, and dont realize it.

4. Someone you just dont like

1."Hey stop, throwing rocks at car, you clown shoe"

2."Yea your really funny, fucking clown shoe"

3."You see that kid? He just kncoked over a display! CLOWN SHOE"

by Oden Chaos January 6, 2008

cocksucker shoes

Very expensive dress shoes worn in a casual environment. Often worn by metrosexuals trying to impress.

Hey, look here comes John walking across the frozen mud in his cocksucker shoes.

by mbinco January 6, 2007

White Shoes

A pack of organized criminals on the West Coast.

A San Francisco Pachuco gang devoted to hanging out on street corners, picking teeth with shivs, rolling bums, mugging decent people, and fighting. They rob, steal, and kill.

There were a couple of White Shoes on the corner, and William shot them both as we drove by.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

shoe jizz

the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.

"Aw, man look at all the shoe jizz on the floor!"
"I know, I almost slipped on it!"

by fred carpinski January 9, 2009