Scratcher

Someone who oddly scratches themselves in an odd and awkward manor

Scratcher: *scratch scratch scratch* oddly on butt
Normal guy: go scratch somewhere else

by Yea it's me bro August 6, 2012

lay some scratch

Leaving a shit stain in your tighty whitey's. Usually brought on by farting a lil too hard!

Man Ed layed some schratch in his underwear today!

by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002

scratchterbate

When you are scratching an itch near your genitals.

Don't scratchterbate or you'll grow peach fuzz on your palms!

by J. Frank May 26, 2008

Chico Back Scratcher

When a woman and a man are engaging in missionary style sex, the woman wraps her unshaven legs around the male's back and proceeds to rub up and down, thus resembling a back scratcher.

"Yeah dude, I was fuckin this chick last night and she totally pulled a chico back scratcher on me! I look like Jesus after he got whipped now!"

by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007

scratch

A musical note of definite pitch, created when moving a piece of vinyl back and forth in a rhythmic fashion under a needle on a phonographic turntable. Accidentally discovered (and later perfected) by Grand Wizzard Theodore.

"In fact I can't see, or can't imagine, a man who ain't a lover of beats, or a fan of scratchin'." - Eminem - "Infinite"

by DJ Conan April 12, 2004

Scratchy Lean

The opposite of 'Gangsta Lean', when driving a car.

The car has to be a large saloon, with plenty of leg room and seat manoeuvreability for this to look right. The Driver pushes his seat back as far as lets his left arm (in UK) hang straight out on the steering wheel. He then slouches down into his seat whilst leaning sideways against his door, resting his right elbow on the window rim, ciggy (or beer, if you ARE Scratchy!) hanging in limp right hand. A sour/cool expression is then cultivated as you motor around looking for Pool-halls in the night.

"Check the Chav doing the Scratchy Lean in his wanked-up 205!!!"

by Skirtlifter January 26, 2006

Scatchat

Snapchating Pictures of Poo

Dude I have just Scatchatted your sister with a huge Poopaduke. I hope she adds that one to the scatalog.

by PoOpa FoOker January 7, 2017