mcqueen shaver

When you go down on someone and rip their pubes out with your teeth

“I went down on her last night and gave her a McQueen shaver”

by Cheesecake F July 1, 2021

song scavenger

A person who doesn't follow any musical bands or groups in particular, and instead comes across random songs that they like, adds them to their playlist or whatever other music saving thingy, and goes about their day. It doesn't matter who made the song or the background of the piece; the song scavenger simply enjoys the song and adds it into their hodge-podge of music.

A song scavenger will often not have taste in any particular genre, they just enjoy the songs that they find. Their playlist could have a Van Halen song in one slot, a rap number from last year in the next, and then a Thomas the Tank Engine song after it.

Person 1: I sometimes comb through YouTube to find some new music.

Person 2: Do you listen to any bands or genres in particular?

Person 1: No, I just find random songs I enjoy and add them to my playlist.

Person 2: Ah, so you're a song scavenger.

by some guy with a keyboard November 15, 2021

relationship saver

The type of person to save your relationship or someone else's

Thank you bro your such a relationship saver

by big robo dog September 15, 2021

Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 9, 2021

mr seavert

A fat, ugly, horrific piece of doodoo.

If your name is Mike Seavert and you are right now seeing this,

you are horrific and it's overwhelming how you put up with this every day. Quit, go to bora bora, leave, go to a gym, do anything else but stay here.

Bora Bora awaits!!

"Mr seavert is a fat ugly piece of shit you know I wanna do?"
"what...?"
"Jinx him falling down a flight of stairs and seeing it"

by imdownpapi March 29, 2022

Emo Slavery

When someone takes an emo's chair

This is emo slavery!!!

by WolfAssassinMT30 June 7, 2022

legalized slavery

Working for a company that pays you near or exactly at minimum wage.

There is too much legalized slavery in this country.

by LouisAWP June 8, 2022