Scanp

When a woman doesn't want to have a child but has one anyway

"jeez your mom was sure a Scanp wasn't she?"

by HannahRing May 30, 2021

Scaping

The act of scraping somebody else's poop out of their ass

I was scaping your mom last night

by Piss car July 31, 2021

Scap

The act of flashing or showing off the goods. Often associated with a famous Canadian music streamer. The act of scapping someone has an associated success rate given at random. It is often perceived as a compliment by the recipient, and high success rates are regarded with respect and awe.

"OMG, did you see Skittles scap Lego?"

"Yeah, man, she rocked that 100%!"

by Drillmaster07 November 2, 2021

Scapegoat

Everybody's enemy.

The female version of Jim Jones told her congregation where the house of the scapegoat was, in case they wanted to come for him.

by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021

Scapegoat

A scapegoat is not the same thing as a villain. A scapegoat is closer to a fall guy for the real criminals. The one that does their bidding for them and doesn't get away with it.

The scapegoat wasn't always going to be there to go to jail for the real criminals, then they would have to find another scapegoat, sucker, servant, or bitch, whichever way they phrased it in their tongue.

by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021

Scapegoat

If people can't find one, they make one up (I'm not responsible for my actions, Satan is).

Satan became their scapegoat when they couldn't find a non fictional one.

by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021

Scalplas

A person, usually named Nicholas/Nichlas, or Nikolas/Niklas in nordic countries, who is also a habitual scalper.

Dude, did you already sell the RTX3090 you JUST bought? Isn't that the third graphics card this month? You are such a scalplas!

by Lazermannen September 9, 2021