a shitfaced ass motherfucker who never gives up at eatin sandwhichs nd is beast at beerpong. And hates being fingered by girls nd will punch them in the face if necessary. But is also a very horny bastard
by Balekjiii January 02, 2008
This term was started from a SNL skit from tonight. The Ryan is a general term for a man who whilst under any intoxication, fornicates with food items. This is NOT limited to McDonalds.
Man: Dude thank God I bought all these double whoppers, the skit only shows them as McDonalds food. Thank You Burger King!
*takes massive bite into Double Whopper, immediately spits put*
Man: NOOOO! There's jizz seeping out of my Double Whooper! Where is the Ryan?! I KNOW HE'S HERE!
*takes massive bite into Double Whopper, immediately spits put*
Man: NOOOO! There's jizz seeping out of my Double Whooper! Where is the Ryan?! I KNOW HE'S HERE!
by ItsAll0greNow March 08, 2015
Ryan is very very very gay , probably the gayest name in the world. He also has a massive head, it is the size of a bowling ball. He gets lots of guys but he only likes people who put knives up his urethra. He has a bugchasing kink so if you're HIV positive, even if you are female, hit him up because he will nut. He likes looking at old men's feet because it turns him on.
by notlydianonono July 01, 2019
Ryan sits like a girl with a napkin on his lap. His date even pulled the chair out for him haha and Ryan says that chivalry is dead.
by Flower Boy August 18, 2010
Usually, an attracitve and sensative guy. Makes the best friend, however, the worst boyfriend. The guy who will make you laugh and lead you on, then in the end will end up ignoring you or pushing you away. They are usually fun to be around and can make you easily fall for them, and they make you smile constantley. However much they mess up, you can never hold a grudge. They use this to their advantage, and end up wanting to stay just friends.
So I was talking to Ryan last night' 'Oh give it a week or so, he'll move on to someone else or decide you aren't right.
by justafriend80707 January 08, 2011
that one dude at a party who always get extremely intoxicated and acts like a complete dumbfuck. Usually an outcast, and can never get into a girl, due to his small dick.
by thedirtymargotta March 08, 2015
The guy that always just hangs around the group but isn't really a friend. He's considered a "loser" amongst the group. His main goal in life is to get the most attention that he possibly can, and because of this, usually an impulsive liar. He does a lot of dumb things to try to be popular but it never seems to work because he usually ends up getting in trouble. He enjoys a lot of quirky or strange things that he will talk about non-stop whether or not anyone is listening at all. Nobody wants to tell Ryan that he's as annoying as he is, but at the same time, he's always clowned on. Ryan is low-key always super sad but nobody really cares because of the strange distance between him and his "friends". Ryan is the person that everyone does stuff for out of pity because they don't want to hut his too much, but it's those nice things that make him want to keep on coming back.
Friend #1: "Why the fuck is Ryan here?"
Friend #2: "He kind of just invited himself, but nobody's told him to leave yet."
*Ryan walks up with his hat on upside-down*
Ryan: "My grandpa accidentally gave me weed butter, I got so high off of it around my parents"
Friend #2: "He kind of just invited himself, but nobody's told him to leave yet."
*Ryan walks up with his hat on upside-down*
Ryan: "My grandpa accidentally gave me weed butter, I got so high off of it around my parents"
by daddys_paycheck223 October 19, 2019